This is a furry potato (guinea pig), also called a squeaky loaf, and sometimes called a whistle tater. And they’re completely adorable, with their sniffy whifflers, snack seekers, floppy listeners, teeny tippy tappies, and little potato booties. Some have big ol potato booties…hold up a minute. That’s no furry potato, that’s a doggo. Bamboozled again!
It’s essential to understand the many hairstyles of the furry potato. Most have a crew cut or the racing stripe. Some furry potatoes are floofy potatoes, while others are fancy furry potatoes with majestic flowing locks. And if a furry potato has no hair, it’s called a North American House Hippo (or raw potato).
Furry potatoes do many activities, but their absolute favorite is to nom nom, especially the greens and the melons. If a furry potato doesn’t eat for a while, it gets hangry and becomes a fury potato. Remember: he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he snac.
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